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/// GIVE ME THE SQUISH




AssJ
SHE/THEY. a dog. ENFP.
PAN ARO. CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.
FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD COMEDIAN





you inevitably hold on, because you always do






















don't stop imagining

. ★ quality television























how do you like your sans? 

37%
418 deviants said GORDON RAMSAY HAS LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE FREEZER
22%
247 deviants said RAW
14%
158 deviants said 2 sugars
11%
125 deviants said with added bacon bits
7%
76 deviants said shaken not stirred
5%
53 deviants said roasted
3%
39 deviants said on the side

you must choose 

67%
676 deviants said living with a large family of 31 very friendly and accommodating cactuses for 7 days, but you must endure a goodbye hug from every single one of them.
33%
334 deviants said sleeping in a bed made of live very soft Pomeranians for 52 days, but you must eat one of them before sundown on the 52nd day.

tunglr.corn


My store is assortedjellies.dog
* my main blog is myrobotlandlord
i post shit on my instagram usually


kazoo kid stamp by gunsweat
i work as a story artist for TV animation and film
i like to squeeze lemons between my thighs into the eyes of my enemies
i eat a lot of fried rice
あなたはハンサムな犬です

our dog, in the middle of our page
















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:iconassortedjellies:
ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
GOD BLESS YOU
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FawnSmooch Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
AND HENCEFORTH WE WILL HONOR THEIR GREAT MARRIAGE BY ERECTING THIS GOLDEN STATUE OF THEM TOGETHER
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
IM GETTING SO EMOTIONAL OVER THIS
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leeleecalgirl Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist
Happy Birthdayyyy 2 uuu!Bob 
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ASSORTEDJELLIES Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
:hiccup: ;o; thankks
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